The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

Perfected

Perfected is when you just can't go wrong.

What is perfected? Perfected is when you just can't go wrong!

by PotatoTomatoInception July 9, 2011

Perfection

Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Super Smash Bros Ultimate is perfection.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate is perfection until DLC launches, then it will be ultra perfection.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate is perfection.

by Star Wars geek66 November 12, 2018

Perfect

Jacob

Jacobs perfect

by Perfect organasm November 13, 2018

Perfect

Harry Styles.

“Harry styles is perfect” ~Anyone with a brain

by Smart Intelligent person November 20, 2018

Perfect

Two friends who are really sad and think they're not good enough, so they say the two of them combined are more than good enough.

We are perfect.

by CourtneyJade November 21, 2018