Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023
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Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 09, 2015
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chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016
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Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
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peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle
"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"
by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022
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purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.
After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
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Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 13, 2017
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