Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch

Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.

by antpimp August 31, 2013

Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".

Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self

by speedT September 29, 2010

shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again

hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block

by daddy oh November 14, 2016

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021

Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010