carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
by supadoop July 14, 2018
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Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
by antpimp July 22, 2013
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
by G-Oli February 23, 2010
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block don't report

Used on shtwt when people post images of their self harm.
A bio: #shtwt #edtwt || block don't report || I post sh
by JinxJecka June 15, 2023
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Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.
I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.
by Skinner M September 05, 2021
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Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
by SsaltTMmanN September 07, 2020
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