gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle

May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !

by gentleasshole March 21, 2018

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 25, 2017

Kinteic Asshole Enegry

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath

"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"

"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 23, 2021

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 14, 2019

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

pickled asshole

someone with a sour face.

nancy is a pickled asshole and old as dirt

by son a May 28, 2021

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp May 20, 2018