A "Jay Ocampo" , is a singular being of greatness. He is the definition of a "Great" closer. Jay Ocampo once sold a paper clip for $347,000 off the strength of his name. He once convinced the pope (For a brief moment) that God did not exist. Jay Ocampo is not to be taken lightly, he can make you believe you are somebody else entirely. If ever graced by the presence of Jay Ocampo trend lightly, he is not for the faint of heart. You may end up spending your life savings on a pencil eraser.
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Me: Hey Jay, can I have a hug? I've been feeling like shit.
Jay: Of course! Do you want me to make food or clean up your room to help you feel better?
Me: Omg no I love you come here you dumb bitch
Jay: Yeah whatever
*hugs*
Jay: Of course! Do you want me to make food or clean up your room to help you feel better?
Me: Omg no I love you come here you dumb bitch
Jay: Yeah whatever
*hugs*
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