Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Never gonna give you up

What mentally impaired humans say to their victims before they are admitted to a mental asylum.

I’m a friendly stalker. I’m never gonna give you up.

by Hye-suk October 16, 2024

Bricked up

Commonly used to point out a man who has an obvious boner in public

“ yo dylan were you bricked up during that power point presentation?”
“Yea I tried hiding it with my hands”

by DYLAN MATEE April 21, 2022

Tune-up

A lopsided matchup, especially at the beginning of the college football season in which you are almost guaranteed to win just to give the smaller school money in exchange for player experience and a win.

Bro we just played a tune-up against this trash team.

by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 28, 2021

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018

Hit me up

When a person you, (or unknown) wants to call/text you. But mostly in a friendly way.

"Hit me up when we get home from school."

by shortstumbledplant <3 January 2, 2022

three fingers up

holding three fingers up in an “ok” symbol means you are loyal to one man

elizabeth held three fingers up in her photo to her boyfriend

by blueeyedbabe729 September 27, 2022