Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025

Dick

A dick is a object used for making babies and for exploring and feeling good

Did u just stick you dick in me

by Threehfxbx June 28, 2019

Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick

Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Dick whipped

The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.

Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.

by Tripdrip October 10, 2020

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023