Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Power up

A fart so loud that causes you to power up

Well that was quite the power up

by Rackusstoodle January 27, 2025

PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

The Giddy up

Slang for from the beginning or from the start.

My day has been trash from the giddy up!

"You couldn't tell me that from the giddy up?"

by Uncle Squatch January 28, 2025

The Warm Up

the act of releasing the cold shoulder and returning to the conversation.

yo could u give me the warm up? your ruining the vibe.

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

show up in uniforum

To have a whole troop of badge-wearers go to interact with someone, rather than just having one or two of "da area's finest" go talk to him.

Oftentimes a supposed "offender" is merely a meek harmless individual who likely hadn't actually been aware dat he'd broken da law --- or maybe even dat he'd offended anyone to begin with --- and so there's no need to "show up in uniforum" at his front door... most likely just having a single officer unobtrusively approach him and quietly discuss options would be more than sufficient!

by QuacksO January 29, 2025