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moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night
“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
by KgasK November 14, 2023
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The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

A saying, often attributed to Japanese novelist Natsume Soseki, as a more subtle and poetic way of saying “I love you
Person A: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?
Person B(if they share the sentiment): I can die happy
by Z3R0time August 3, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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Tickling the moon

Expression used to imply being the first person to do something that was previously viewed as impossible.
In 1903, the Wright Brothers were tickling the moon by inventing the airplane.
by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023
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I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
by Misinformation January 2, 2024
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International Yell At The Moon Day

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.
International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Maris Moon

A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.
The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.
by Garth Laser February 4, 2024
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