Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 15, 2019

National toes day

toes, February 8

i like your toes! its national toes day btw

by shigi_wifeoo February 8, 2022

doing the toes

to 'do the toes' means to run off in the opposite direction from whatever you are facing. In short it means to run away

I tried to give floyd his medicine but he did the toes.
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...

by ScottishEgit June 12, 2018

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022

toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack February 8, 2012

Toe ring

Toe rings and the money will be home in bed and the second round came in a new high profile and the money will get to your left hand it over the phone and i'm still waiting.

Toe rings lick cats

by Fishermen August 27, 2019