mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 03, 2011

Mads and Martin

two boys that are gay and love eachoter and has sex everywhere

Omg bro I just saw a mads and martin

by gaydgaui May 27, 2020

Mad-G

A sexy beast that gets hot girls gets in fights and trouble plays sports and very close to his friend group.

Mad-G is a dope guy

by Mad-G April 29, 2020

mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc February 13, 2011

mads and kels

Two girls who are the funniest girls when together. They can make eachother laugh but when they argue, things can go very down hill but luckily, they don’t argue much. Kels and Mads are super pretty girls who both have boys falling left and right for them

guy 1: Bro! Have u Seen Mads and Kels
guy2: yeh. they’re so pretty bro

by broski752 November 30, 2019

mad attack

When you have a burst of anger similar to anxiety attack or panic attack

Omg hes having a mad attack

by Tj2.0 March 20, 2021

Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

by RealSkuff June 18, 2024