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Adam

Someone who skateboards to meet girls half his age.
Crap i see adam!
by Jd2222 March 23, 2019
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Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
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Adam

He is the sweetest and kindest boy you can be with. You can have a bad day, but as soon as Adam says something small to you, I promise that your whole day will be sooooo much better. Everyone needs an Adam in their life because he is sweet, funny, kind and you never get tired of talking to him either. He also has a very nice smile and such beautiful eyes. If you're having a bad day, you should just talk to him, I swear your day will be 1000x better. He is very respectful and will always be by your side no matter what happens. So never let him go and never lose him, it's not so easy to find guys like him in this generation.
Friend: Hes so cute against u omg i can see that he makes u happy. Keep him in ur life forever.

Adams gf: Ofcc he makes me happy, its Adam. I will always and forever love him. He has such a special place in my heart
by i love adam so much April 13, 2024
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The Adam Jones

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.
The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !
by Patscorch May 10, 2017
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Adam

One of the sweetest people you will be blessed to meet. Tall, smart, funny, and cute he’s the fullest, most deluxe package. He’s the kind of guy you feel your most happy and safe around. If you’re lucky enough to meet him your life will change for the better. Be sure to give him all your hugs and kisses but be warned, he’s a biter!
by lilrey10 March 22, 2022
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Adam

a person who really enjoys logging people's ips
"Dude you're being a real Adam right now!"
by blahblahblahed385 October 20, 2023
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Adam

Adam is a desperate bitch from Sk8 The Infinity who wants to get with Langa I bad. But of course we all know Langa is Reki's.
(7 years later)
Reki: Hey dude, wanna get married?
Langa: Sure dude, fuck Adam.
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