Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.
by mikegomez November 21, 2021
Get the Mike Gomezmug. A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
Get the Mike Mihalskimug. A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
Get the The Mikes Waymug. by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020
Get the Big Mikemug. by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023
Get the Mike Dirntmug. a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.
Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"
by Vlademir December 12, 2008
Get the mikes lanewaymug. 