A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022
Get the Tactical Turd Tossmug. by ShadDynasty March 28, 2022
Get the Turd Farrest Fuedmug. The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.
by dirty raoul April 12, 2010
Get the Flying Thunder Turdmug. a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006
Get the turd in a punch bowlmug. by vanco April 14, 2009
Get the turd stuck sidewaysmug. by lindie April 1, 2006
Get the turd in a punch bowlmug. 1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.
2. To completely crap out, break or fail.
3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.
2. To completely crap out, break or fail.
3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.
1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.
2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.
3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.
2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.
3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.
by Choobon September 10, 2009
Get the Full Turd Kernelmug.