Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

rusty stob

A rusty place to put ur dick, a person with this name is a rapist and a gay pervert with no chance in life

Man thats a good looking rusty stob

by Ball scracher January 16, 2016

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Rusty Pelican

A sex move created in the Pacific Northwest United States where a large fish(living or dead) is completely inserted in a woman's vagina then you eat out that woman's butthole.

I gave that girl from the bar a rusty pelican last night!

by TheDarkHornet May 14, 2025