Glen Joseph Power

The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.

'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'

by Glen's powerpuff girl January 7, 2014

fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services

We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake

by Dairydaddy June 18, 2022

powerful drug addiction

something that is so powerful it can make you keep going back no matter how much it ruined your life. how much it tore your family apart

my uncle went through a few open heart surgerys then finally got a mechanical heart and waited on a waiting list for 5 years because he kept doing stuff that hurt him and passed due to a powerful drug addiction.

by stephanieshae January 16, 2018

Michigan Power Rodding

Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.

I gave her a good Michigan Power Rodding last night.

by Mad Midwestern July 26, 2019

Power save mode

When you’re in a long meeting at work and you are just paying enough attention to recognize and respond if your name is called.

I have no idea what’s been happening the last hour. I’ve been in power save mode since they couldn’t even get their presentation to load.

by DJKG November 6, 2019

All Powerful God

shaggy in a skirt

woah thanos barley survived that All Powerful God

by yetgufcykugilhg,iyvjhbki.g February 19, 2019

mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016