mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Main character power

When someone gets our of crazy situations

ex: Someone almost dies but something incredible saves them

Bro, James has main character power, he almost got hit by that train but someone pushed him out of the way

by tinyperson September 4, 2022

Power save mode

When you’re in a long meeting at work and you are just paying enough attention to recognize and respond if your name is called.

I have no idea what’s been happening the last hour. I’ve been in power save mode since they couldn’t even get their presentation to load.

by DJKG November 6, 2019

All Powerful God

shaggy in a skirt

woah thanos barley survived that All Powerful God

by yetgufcykugilhg,iyvjhbki.g February 19, 2019

Glen Joseph Power

The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.

'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'

by Glen's powerpuff girl January 7, 2014

power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

Thor's Secret Power

Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy

You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.

by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022