Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.
by MooseTears August 6, 2024
Get the Baseline crushmug. Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.
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Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
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Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.
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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
Get the Crushes My Smokesmug. by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019
Get the Female Crush Fridaymug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. A guy that claims to be "street" or "hood" and spends alot of time playing candy crush on his phone.
by Jimsomnia February 10, 2014
Get the crush thugginmug. by 3651 May 29, 2024
Get the Super Crushmug. by WaterPeople November 15, 2019
Get the Orange Crushmug.