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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.
-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!
by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021
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SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT MEANS TO SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP
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Go Fuck Yourself

telling one that they should consider shoving an object in and out there ass until they climax
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Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.
"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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Fucking

They’re fucking upstares
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fuck motive

when you are utterly confused and looking for a reason to be mad
i don’t know what’s wrong with you, your on some kind of fuck motive right now
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