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El Primeru Dick Suckero

El Primeru Dick Suckero
El Primeru Dick Suckero
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
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haileys massive dick

haileys dick is real!!!!!!!
wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!
by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025
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speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.
Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!
by DickRick990 March 28, 2025
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You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
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