Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
by Wordmaker0 August 26, 2018
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fric dick

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
by gunstavo July 06, 2022
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This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
by digbick23123 June 25, 2023
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Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
by John Lismore February 24, 2024
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 24, 2025
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stick dick

acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants
That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.
by mickeys reef <*))))< April 02, 2021
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