Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Dirty luba

Is when you hit a pen from found on a dirty avenue in south Brooklyn and then you exhale it into a homeless guys mouth and watch with glee as he gets brainwashed into his only vocabulary being and adding -ski to the end of every word

“Bro why are mad crackheads begging me for monski”

“Sorry my bad bro I did a dirty luba yesterday”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

dirty luba

Is when you hit a pen from found on a dirty avenue in south Brooklyn and then you exhale it into a homeless guys mouth and watch with glee as he gets brainwashed into his only vocabulary being YURRRR and adding -ski to the end of every word

“Bro why are mad crackheads begging me for money-ski”

“Sorry my bad bro I did a dirty luba yesterday”

by Oliver the towel July 9, 2024

dirty marcus

It's a floppy boy that's stinky

Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus

by shadowfolfy July 9, 2024

Dirty Aleah

When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on.

She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!

by ☭Stalin☭ July 11, 2024

Dirty Aleah

When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on while recording.

She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!

by AleahShitLover69 July 11, 2024