among us

if you're a child, and you dont know what this is, im sorry, but you're not a child. adults, this is an online game where there are up to 15 people in one game. there are different roles. imposter roles: imposter and shapeshifter. crewmate roles: crewmate. scientist, engineer, guardian angel, and ghost. basically, the imposter(s) kill the crewmates. there can be up to three imposters in one game. the imposter's goal is to kill all of the crewmates. after they are killed, they will be ghosts. imposters can also sabotage things: electrical, communications, O2, reactor. the crewmates must fix these. crewmates have to do tasks. once every task has been finished, the remaining crewmates have defeated the imposter(s). the aim of the game for crewmates is to finish all of their tasks and fix the sabotages and not die. the imposter's aim is to kill all of the crewmates and not be defeated. the imposter is the only one who can vent. but, the role for crewmates, engineer, makes them able to vent. you can also get voted off by the crewmates, if you are an imposter. your welcome!

emily: oh my god john i was just playiing among us. i was the imposter and got voted off. can you beleive it?!

john: oh no emily i feel so bad. come over my house for some cookies and ill teach you some new techniques for among us. sound good?

emily: yes thank you john!

john: no problem, emily.

by airplane_mod3 December 26, 2021

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"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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WHY WAS I BORN
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by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Among Us Sussy Balls

What happens to someone f they play among us too much?

Finn gots some small among us sussy balls

by BaconPickle August 29, 2022

Among us

Among us Is A Multiplayer Game Where Theres Multiple Dudes Cumming In Your Ass.

Its Feels Great
I Highly Recommend 10/10

Theres An Imposter Among Us

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