Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories

Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*

by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022

Brosna Gaels Training

Training of a Monday evening which no minnock understands that they have to attend.

“Conals there’s Brosna Gaels training this evening” Oh fuck that or I’m on the bog

by Waaaalhorse August 28, 2023

buffalo train

when passing a chicken wing lathered in buffalo sauce from one anus to the next through at least 4-6 people

did you hit up hooters for the buffalo train tonight?

by captainpooface July 7, 2018

century cliff training

the act of engaging in extreme cliff jumping to train for a century bike ride

Man, I am not ready for this century ride. Hey, I have an idea. How about we do some century cliff training off that waterfall?!

by foobarbazbing September 2, 2013

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 12, 2021

Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.

Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.

by Life76 May 9, 2022