internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes

My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...

by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.

Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.

by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013

Internet harpy

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat

dern internet harpy again! Third time this month

by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021

internet privacy

non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.

person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...

by h3xed February 27, 2022

Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.

Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!

by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021