pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018
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"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
by RaistliniltsiaR June 2, 2018
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Allan Petty Pickens is a Bandwagon Fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Seattle Seahawks, St Louis Blues, and San Francisco Giants.
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Get the Around The Fan mug.The most pile of trash team you can possibly think about. They have obnoxious fans who are a disgrace to the planet due to their lack of baseball knowledge, and smell like complete and utter shit. It's the type of team you would say, "oh hey? Is that guy wearing a redsox jersey? What a fuckin douche!" Any time you see the redsox, you would want to grab the nearest sharp object, forcefully shove it through your eyeballs, then shove it up your ass until you start leaking anal blood however make sure to catch it so you can drink it and die of choking on the anal blood.
Jimbo is a redsox fan. He watches and roots vehemently for the redsox every day. His friend Hubert calls him a fuckface for watching such a pile of garbage. Jimbo cries in his pillow like the pussy bitch he is for rooting for the redsox. Don't be like Jimbo. Be like Hubert.
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Get the redsox fan mug.The fan club is a group of strange girls who spam each other Drarry pics. that is the ship of harry and Draco. they also have fans, hence the name. They consist of Green buddy number 1, emma snow(Draco's gf), and Garfield.
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