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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yessa: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yessa: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"
Y: "That's first world charity"
by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cammie "Angel" Rivera: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cammie "Angel" Rivera: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
