Shit with eyes

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013

Shit-chimney

Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.

Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!

Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.

by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017

shit gas

The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.

'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.

One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.

by p_levo January 6, 2016

Shit the Lark

v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.

John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.

by STL king March 1, 2009