March 5

National slap your siblings day

It’s March 5!
Oh shit

by gamergirl36 March 3, 2023

March 7th

Tie a bow around a guy's bicep day!

Jane: Hey, it's March 7th, can I tie a bow around your bicep?
John: Absolutely.

by americancolatnt March 6, 2024

March 23rd

Being annoying to that tall friend

For example: “Hannah it’s March 23rd,” “you know what that means.”

by ThreeFingeredHuman March 23, 2024

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019