shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.

Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass

by sum nigga looking ass February 4, 2022

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018

Shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly

Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

by K-ROTH January 23, 2007

February 1st national tell Sarah she’s beautiful and hug her day

Sarah deserves it

February 1st national tell Sarah she’s beautiful and hug her day-

Sarah you are beautiful and I love you!

by Sarah Ashley Ziehm May 8, 2021

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009

giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

by Big JD August 15, 2003