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Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.
As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.
by Sew Jew January 11, 2024
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!
i hate jews!!!!!!
by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022
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jewish jew jews jew

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.
Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points
by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021
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