jammed up

being stuck due to some kind of negative emotion caused by meth use. can be used interchangeably with being frustrated, mad , annoyed, confused , incompetent etc.

ugh I can't unlock my phone , I'm getting jammed up

by itsthatamybitch August 5, 2021

Up the cadbury

In Australia we engage in anal sex with our wives

Hey mate , I up the Cadbury with the missis last night

by AussieCadbury August 5, 2021

Hit Me Up

For a woman to to add a man's contact (vise versa) in order to fuck him, and then ditch man and tell everyone that he raped the woman (False rape accusations).

Stacey hit me up

by MickeySmith August 6, 2021

Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.

Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.

by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.

‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’

by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022