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Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
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Dick

What girls eat
Olivia-did u eat his dick last night
Frankie-yea I choked 3 times
by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head
His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head
by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022
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Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.
Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019
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Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022
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vacation dick

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
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