fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022

Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
