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Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
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swamp ass damage per second

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
by Strken November 21, 2019
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Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay
People are so exited for grab ass month
by BBB 1 March 5, 2020
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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