Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 08, 2021
by YaBoiInc February 04, 2025
n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla August 02, 2013
thursday, a day to always remember, as known to me and my friends as Pimp Day. A day to dress like a pimp and not be a simp.
by demitrius demarcus the 3rd March 21, 2021
\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.
iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i
by Krimp September 25, 2009
by PimpZaddyT September 26, 2021
“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”
-Andy Noel-
-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper
by Saint Noel September 17, 2021