Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

Road Trip Delight

A stop along a highway or byway for sweet lovin' sometimes at rest areas.

J-Fed and I had a taste of road trip delight near mile marker 163.

by J Fiend February 25, 2010

No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

This is a no hope road.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin

🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶

by Thiccpooper April 22, 2021

Bun road

To leave or exit a room or someone's presence

Britney didn't I tell you to bun road

by Mindyourbusiness January 14, 2019

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015