A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012
Get the Purple Santorummug. Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”
Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018
Get the Purple Fevermug. by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
Get the Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slingermug. bonzibonzibonzibonzibonzibonzi
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
Get the purple monkey virusmug. the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.
by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023
Get the purpl shadow wizardmug. Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
Get the Monkey Purplemug.