Matthew

Name to Matthew

To say hello Matthew

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021

Matthew

Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy

Did you see Matthew omg

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3

if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.

by sabrina536 March 18, 2022