January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.

Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend

by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022