February 3rd

Today is the day a boss ass bitch was born, her name is Charlotte and she’s a queen! We all STAN A Charlotte because she has power and grace in everything she does. Don’t let her outrageously expensive lifestyle change the way you think about her!! Charlotte has the best tits in town!!
Person 1: What day is it today?
Person 2: It’s February 3rd...the day Charlotte was born...duh
Person 1: Oh yeah!!! The best day ever!!
by Chazbaz357 January 20, 2020
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1st February

Kiss someone you think is beautiful on the 1st February
by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023
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February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up
by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 25, 2023
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February 15

the day all the valentine chocolate is in the sale
i love february 15!

why?
all the chocolate is on sale!!
by DeniseeL October 23, 2019
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February 15

National sneaky link day. Yesterday was for the mains, today is for the side pieces
Ex:

1: bae i was working yesterday, February 15th our day for real

2: oh so you was with your main thang yesterday?
by leegoated February 20, 2025
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february 15

a day to take advantage of chocolates and flowers on discount😈😈
person a: hey wanna hang out on february 15
person b: yh sure why
person a: cuz chocolates are gonna be like 50% off
person b: smart, see u then
by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 15, 2022
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February 15

February 15 is for people who didn't have a valentine on Valentines Day
by isuckballs69 February 11, 2022
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