Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 31, 2023

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 19, 2020

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 02, 2023

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 02, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 March 03, 2012

drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes

My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.

by Truthoftheword July 27, 2021