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Jake

Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”
by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019
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Jake Cooper

Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
OMG, look at that unit , he looks like a proper jake cooper
by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021
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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
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Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle
Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know
by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019
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JAKE

Like little boys and likes getting raped
by SORRY STROKE HER JACK July 31, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.
Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.
by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018
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Jake

A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.
Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype

ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES
by Your mum gay October 29, 2018
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