The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

--------
Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 27, 2022

Flag

Get the The Great Australian Bite mug.

half-great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

Flag

Get the half-great-cousin-aunt mug.

Great white delight

The sexual act of eating out a ginger girl on her period until you find and consume the blood clot from her vagina.

The other night I gave my red head girlfriend a great white delight.

by Jackhammer12732 June 05, 2021

Flag

Get the Great white delight mug.

The Great Sticker War

The action of protest and counter protest through opposing stickers placed on lampposts and parking signs during the Post October 7 War in Gaza and surrounding Middle East countries

Before the Great Sticker War, I used to be able to know what a street sign said.

by The Brazen Bull June 17, 2025

Flag

Get the The Great Sticker War mug.