Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah

That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012

Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.

Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"

by Daada420 July 14, 2021

pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

Filthy Pimps

Delusional Maniac terminology for his girlfriend's male friends and family members.

Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"

by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 13, 2024

pimp hitler

Hitler as the world's famous pimp

Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement

by That funny nigga February 21, 2021