Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
Get the Purple Salamandermug. by somone you dont know...YET July 9, 2011
Get the Purple polomug. by dToast69 June 12, 2023
Get the ticky ticky tacky purple yummymug. The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.
Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.
by Purplenado March 4, 2023
Get the purple sorrowmug. A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.
"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."
"what bro?"
"....."
by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 9, 2021
Get the Purple Anthraxmug. a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017
Get the Purple is a fruitmug. A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug.