National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.
Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017
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National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.
its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining
by School Holidays April 12, 2018
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national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!
Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”
by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 01, 2022
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National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one
by T&A :)) May 18, 2022
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National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it
Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.
by IHateSTAARS April 10, 2018
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