National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

by School Holidays May 25, 2018

National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

National Gay Love Day

Made to honor all the gay men. If you have a boyfriend or like boys today is they day to have some Gay Love. October 18 is the official day.

It is National Gay Love Day you know what that means open that butt

by @https.bryson October 18, 2023

National smell pussy day

On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.

Be prepared to smell pussy !

Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "

by National dayz101 May 25, 2018

National Kobe bryant day

a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.

today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.

by @babyxmartiii January 27, 2020

National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017