mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

Mexican Paintbrush

Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.

The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.

by Tyrant slaughter November 7, 2011

Mexican Sundae

When you and Mrs. Chapel go out to a spicy Mexican dinner on Saturday night and the next morning, immediately after her first shit, you engage her with anal sex until the burning sensation becomes unbearable, at which point the falice is cooled off in a bowl of cold ice cream. The ice cream is then shared by the couple with a side of Taco Bell mild sauce.

Hoss was pissed after I had a Mexican Sundae with his ho mom.

by sled69 August 12, 2016

Mexican Postmark

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Train

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.

My car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.

by Sue_Ellen_Ewing August 19, 2012

mexican chandelier

involves sexual intercourse whilst hanging from an orange tree. particularly in "69" while the male hangs from arms and female hangs from legs.

Guy 1: "Hey man! look at those two hanging from that orange tree making sweet love! WHOA! they're 69ing at the same time! what's that called?"

Guy 2: "oh! that's called the mexican chandelier!"

by theman! July 25, 2010

Mexican Landslide

A sexual act in which you are getting head while eating mexican food. You unexpectedly fart which excites you and you ejaculate in the chicks mouth, this causes her to back away and fall down the stairs causing a landslide.

Person 1: My chicks in the hospital

Person 2: Why

Person 1: I gave her a Mexican Landslide

by jhdsvjhdsajhfd April 10, 2009