Mexican Postmark

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

mexican carl

Mexican Carl is a badass motherfucker not to be messed with. He's extremely good looking with a huge cock. If you mess with him he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's the Fuckin man.

Don't mess with that guy he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's a Mexican carl

by gradybaby1980 September 25, 2016

Mexican Sundae

When you and Mrs. Chapel go out to a spicy Mexican dinner on Saturday night and the next morning, immediately after her first shit, you engage her with anal sex until the burning sensation becomes unbearable, at which point the falice is cooled off in a bowl of cold ice cream. The ice cream is then shared by the couple with a side of Taco Bell mild sauce.

Hoss was pissed after I had a Mexican Sundae with his ho mom.

by sled69 August 12, 2016

Mexican Train

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.

My car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.

by Sue_Ellen_Ewing August 19, 2012

mexican chandelier

involves sexual intercourse whilst hanging from an orange tree. particularly in "69" while the male hangs from arms and female hangs from legs.

Guy 1: "Hey man! look at those two hanging from that orange tree making sweet love! WHOA! they're 69ing at the same time! what's that called?"

Guy 2: "oh! that's called the mexican chandelier!"

by theman! July 25, 2010

Mexican exit

To discreetly exit a party or any type festivity without saying goodbye to anyone while extremely intoxicated.

Guy 1: hey, where'd Ricky go?

Guy: dude, I think he just pulled a mexican exit!

by Tit ellingsworth November 20, 2011