March 7th

Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.

Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES

by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 14

Girls need to give his boyfriend head 3 times

Girls named Astrid need to his boyfriend head 3 times on March 14

by Skannajsbe March 8, 2024

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024

17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

by oxxkejk June 25, 2022

March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

March 3rd

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024