Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."
Person 2 - "...."
by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 27, 2021

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes
Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11
Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-
Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11
Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-
by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

by Bro listen January 4, 2021
